"you wear that a lot" yes that is because i, a proud owner of a washing machine,






I have never hit reblog so fast in my LIFE.

HOLY shit girl




Girls, romanticize yourselves. You are a queen. You are a warrior. You are an enchantress. You are a mermaid. You are a goddess. You are all of these things and more, you are the stuff of fairytales. 

Women, traumatize others. You are a dragon. You are a wolf. You are a bump in the night. You are the last thing they see in the darkness. You are all of these things and more, you are the heart of their fucking nightmares.


Battle of the Bands: Movie Edition

Since the version on the sound track is a bit different from the one in the movie, I ripped this audio out for everyone. I hope it’s enjoyable!

I should probably wait for it to process a bit more but:

Welcome to the Show: Movie Cut and/or Extended Edition!

I ripped the Audio from the TV version of the movie, mixed it with the soundtrack version a little, to provide you this version: Longer with the awesome rock music and battling vocals in the middle, Adagio’s line, and a bit more dramatic pause before Sunset comes in. I didn’t keep Twilight’s line though.

It’s not perfect but I hope you all enjoy it.



What year is this

x / x

There’s a reason I hated that sappy, watery, pathetic book. Now I know what it is.


don’t say you’re a writer if you just write fanfiction for your entertainment. you’re only a writer if you kill a bear with a typewriter to appease the spirit of hemingway and slather yourself in ink in tribute to shakespeare, the one true over-penis of literature.